A widowed father of two, who is supposedly poor, but yet somehow has a live-in
maid (who doesn't cook or clean) inherits a large mansion from his estranged
uncle. Without telling anybody, the family (and the worthless maid) head
out to the secluded mansion. Once at this glass palace with Latin text
written all over the glass walls and even the floor, the father starts to figure
out that things are not quite what they appear to be. The biggest clue
would be the 12 ghosts locked up in the basement in specially made ghost
traps. The story only gets sillier from there as it's revealed the house
is not actually a house, but a large machine made especially to open a doorway
to Hell. Yawn.
THIRTEEN GHOSTS is not horrible. It's not good either. Honestly,
it's not really anything! If you watch it, you watch it, but if you don't
then you're not missing anything. The two main reasons anybody would watch
it are: it's horror and Shannon Elizabeth. But you'll end up disappointed,
because the horror consists of a bunch of morons running from lame looking
ghosts with music video editing and Shannon Elizabeth never even got close to
naked! Hell, she wore a jacket nearly the entire movie!
Skip it. Oh yeah, here's some screenshots of that
naked ghost
for you freaks out there.
